While Brendan was talking on the phone like a 16 year old teeny bopper, Ross and I talked about many things to pass the time till Brendan got off the phone. One thing we talked about went like this:Me: Do you think Jesus was really a stoner and he just thought he did miracles?
Ross: *laughs*
Me: Like he passed drugs around to the rest of the apostles and they thought they saw miracles but it was just them hallucinating.
Ross:'' Watch me walk on water''. And they find Jesus at the end of the river.
Me: Dead? That's how Jesus really died.
Ross & I: *laughing*
Me: And the apostles made up the bible so they wouldn't look like fools following Jesus around for months.
Ross & I: *Laughs*
Brendan finally got off the phone and life resumed.
I used to always say that Jesus Christ was a nutter that BELIEVED he was the son of Christ. People back then were so superstitious, uneducated, and suggestible back then.
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